Alone in The Dark Part II: Study Week

Hoooo Yeahhh!
Next week, Monday, 9 o'clock in the morning. I'll be sitting at table number 502, making beautiful shapes of letter "L", answering Laplace questions of Differential Equations final exam question. The most important thing to remember during exams at UNITEN is to wear clothes more than the government had ever donated to the Tsunami's victims in Acheh. SInce the exam will not be conducted in classes but at the university's refrigerator. (RIFURIJURETA as pronounced by Kamei Eri in Hello! Morning ep. #265). Also not to forget some knife and plastic bags to cut and bring home some meats (refrigerator, remember?).

I'm currently on study week, no more classes, no tutorials except maybe one or two. Today's tutorial attendance: 2/35, me & Giant. And we have made a special bond to the lecturer, the three of us get "alung" together. Okay, a message to any alien out there, if you want to adopt me, you can find me at IKAL building, the one opposite the library.

The Uniten's library Facts during Study Week

• Couples everywhere - This is the best time to know your partner. Do not study, just try making and "controlling" the most "machomest, hensemest, bergayamest, kawaiiest, cutest cantiksekalikest" face you never made before. Marrying the person next to you is very important that it will be asked in the mathematic paper. And try not to korek your idung.


• For singles: Girls please laughing as pontianakest as you can to attract the opposite sex. Guys please make sure you act like you know everything and act as hardworking as you can. Please put your handphone, car keys, and wallet on the table so everyonegirl can see. Tear up old newspaper and fill it into your wallet to make it thick.


• Akak potostat became our bodybuilding athlete - Turning pages of past exam questions 73,433,533,221,434 times. Kesian akak nih pagi tadi aku pun potostat kertas soklan. Mata merah, demam.


• The staff at the frontdesk next to the entrance to the inner library had a cramped neck since he had to check for students ID and shoes.


• The 5th floor (reserved collections) just below the exam hall is filled with students. A miraculous phenomenon next to UFO sightings.


• Akaks cleaner working overtime to clean up stuffs and shits. Akaks cleaner are the most powerful figure everywhere in Malaysia since they have the power to enter restrooms that have sign with no skirt.