When I was 10, I threw a camera up onto the sky with a timer set to take a picture after 7 years. 14 years later, it fell back to me with a picture of the surface of Mars. Oh, yes I'm Superman.Actually that's from my old t-shirt I'm wearing right now. The rubber design cracked and hardened over time that you love scratching them off with your nails. It's like popping the bubble wrap, so addictive and I've scratched off half of the original design. I can get my name in the Guinness World Records for that.
I would like to take opportunity to announce that I'm going to stop providing Japanese stuffs (A.K.B.4.8. in particular) on teh interweb to concentrate on my studies.
This is also because after reading tons of Uniten's girl blogs, I found there are a lot of pretty Uniten single girls out there. So I'm going to try my luck.
I'm also going to turn off my PC more often to help reduce the global warming. Hmmm... I may be spending my time eating and this will lead to an increased number of me farting. Like I said, I'm Superman and my farts will only contributes to global warning.
Hey! If I fart towards the sun, and if it moves an inche away from the earth, it will sure helps reduce global warming! But.., ah forget it. I will only spoil the Milky Way.
I would like to take opportunity to announce that I'm going to stop providing Japanese stuffs (A.K.B.4.8. in particular) on teh interweb to concentrate on my studies.
This is also because after reading tons of Uniten's girl blogs, I found there are a lot of pretty Uniten single girls out there. So I'm going to try my luck.
I'm also going to turn off my PC more often to help reduce the global warming. Hmmm... I may be spending my time eating and this will lead to an increased number of me farting. Like I said, I'm Superman and my farts will only contributes to global warning.
Hey! If I fart towards the sun, and if it moves an inche away from the earth, it will sure helps reduce global warming! But.., ah forget it. I will only spoil the Milky Way.
2 comments:
turn off PC more often = reduce global warming
increased number of farting = contributes to global warming
turn off PC more often + increased number of farting = DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING
"But war, war never changes..."
don't forget to link my uploaders aight?? :D
You see here what I meant was, the pc is just an electrical device, but me, I'm Superman and my farts is dangerous to humankind.
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