Job Interviews Are Actually Fun!

I went to a job interview at a large American factory this morning. It was a walk-in interview from 9am until 4pm today. The last interview I went was about 2 weeks ago at a Siamese factory. So at 9.00am sharp, I already standing at the security guard's booth waiting to be escorted to the waiting room. Did you read that? "Escorted". By two security guards. I am so dangerous.

Arriving at the earliest time does not mean I'm the first person. I'm the fourth person on the list. One of the thing that I should improve next time is always be the number one in everything. I remembered during primary school after lunch break everyone was running from the canteen to the class to be the first person to sit down at the table and say "FIRST!!!" as loud and proudly as you can. But I always be the number one person, because I didn't go to the canteen, my XXXXXX-girlfriend packed me a lovely and cute 'bento' for me. That was when I was in standard one.

So back to this morning interview, after filling the forms and waited for awhile, I was called into the interview room. A girl and a few boys who came earlier than me were already in the room. There are four interview sessions at the same time at the room at separated tables. It room sounds like a pasar malam.

The girl was already "bersilat" trying her best to express her emotion while answering the question.

"MAIII NEMMM EISSS ABU. AI EMMM TUWENTIII YASSS OL" can be heard. Not to make fun of him. But probably he had 4.99 of CGPA at his certificate. You are actually fighting in your own battlefield. You don't have to speak in complicated Shakespearean English though. What you have learned in technical communication subject will suffice.

I just remained calm throughout the interview and tried my best to give the longest answer as I can. In English. Quite hard as I only speak Mongolian at home, and Elvish with my current girlfriend. She's an elf. She likes archery very much.

Nyan NYAN!

For me, large international companies gives more formal interview compared to small companies.

Large company: "Welcome sir, you're here for xxx position, you're going to do this, that, managing this, managing that, will give you training, this and that, work 12 hours a day, no OT, and we'll pay you one-eight".

Small company: "Keleja apa mau? injinia? Esok lu datang. Pakai baju buruk saja nanti kotor. Ni gaji lu mau ka?".

As a comparison.

So after a few interviews. I'm still unemployed. They probably won't hire a supermutant, a superhero or a cyborg. Being a half supermutant and cyborg myself with a superpower abilities definitely scared them.

I never misused my superpower abilities. I never caused problems in schools or university. I don't use my powers in public. I used them privately, such as writing this entry, I use my psychic power to type the letters.

Now give me a large-sized, bolded, black "T" for Biskut!

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